Well, it's about time.
I've managed to come up with the first bona fide scoop of mycareer. Even Irv Kupcinet would be glad to get his hands on thisone.
Here it is: After nearly a century of marriage, Santa Claus andhis wife, the former Mary Christmas, have decided to call it quits.That's right, ladies.
He's hot.
He's heavy.
And now he's single.
In a rare journalistic coup, Single File risked life, limb andconsiderable ridicule to travel to the North Pole for a one-on-oneinterview with the newly eligible Mr. Claus.
Q. Santa - if I may call you that - your marriage was consideredone of the most successful in the world. …
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